Sunday, November 9, 2008
I Hate Football!
It seems there is no end to it! Game after game after game after game... ALL WEEKEND LONG! I hate the look of it... overpaid behemoths running around, smashing into each other. I hate the sound of it... the incessant roar of the crowd, and the incomprehensible babbling of the commentators. I hate their fancy, shiny, inhuman looking uniforms. I hate the phoniness of the astroturf.
If I'm going to watch football at all, it should be like it was in the old days. Real mud and grass stains on the uniforms, guys scrambling and slipping around in real mud, old fashioned leather helmets. It at least looked somewhat picturesque. Now, it's all shiny and corporate looking... and boring!